Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Cod!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!

I used to play piano by ear. Now, I use my hands.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here; I'll go on ahead!